'THIS AIN'T A MOVIE DOGG' JIGGA MAN PRODUCTIONS

PRESENTS

RE-INACTED STARING EMINEM AND MONDO X

EMINEM & MONDO X

2:12AM EARLY SUNDAY MORNING, APRIL 4: TIJUANA MEXICO

CLUB MONDO SPORTS PRESENTS

"YOU THE UGLIEST MOTHA FUCKA IN SPORTS"

TOURNAMENT

THIS WEEK FEATURING NBA PLAYERS

THE NBA HAS GOTMARCH MADNESS!!!

NOW MEET THE FOUR FINAL CONTESTANTS:

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FINALS

LODI, CALIFORNIA

DEFEATED TURKOGLU (#7)& PIPPEN(#6)& DIRK NOWITZKI AND STEVE NASH (#4)

#3 SEED:  SAM CASSELL OF THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES

VS.

DEFEATED MILLER (#2)& JOHNSON (#6)&MUTOMBO(#1)

#3 SEED:  WANG ZHIZHI OF THE LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS

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EMINEM RAISES QUESTION OF CLUB OWNER'S IDENTITY

SACRAMENTO, CA:  REPORTS THIS AFTERNOON OUT OF THE V.I.P. ROOM OF CLUB MONDO SACRAMENTO HAVE SURFACED ABOUT A QUESTION TOWARDS MONDO X TRUE IDENTITY?  EMINEM POINTED OUT THAT MONDO X ALSO MEERS A STICKING RESEMBELENCE TO OLEG TASKTAROV OF SUCH BLOCKBUSTER'S AS "15 MINUTES" STARING ROBERT DE NIRO AND "BAD BOYS II."  X'S ORIGINAL IDENTITY HAS BEEN ASSUMED TO BE SEBASHTIN JANIKOWSKI, A DRUG TROUBLED TALENTED KICKER FOR THE OAKLAND RAIDERS.  WITH THE IDENTITY IN QUESTION IT SEEMS TO BE TIME FOR CLUB MONDO PATRONS TO MAKE THE CALL.

story by Club Mondo beatwriter:  Sleepy Brown

OLEG TAKTAROV THE RUSSIAN DUDE FROM BAD BOYS II & 15 MINUTES

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SABASHTIN JANIKOWSKI THE GHB ADDICTED KICER OF THE OAKLAND RAIDERS

WHO DOES CLUB MONDO X REALLY LOOK MORE LIKE???

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THE CLUB MONDO QUESTION OF THE WEEK...

WITH NO REAL ANSWER...???

WE ALL KNOW THAT DADDY LONG LEGS ARE THE MOST VENOMOUS SPIDERS IN THE WORLD, THEY JUST DO NOT HAVE A WAY FOR THEIR VENOM TO PENETRATE SKIN...IN A HUMAN BEINGS REFERENCE SENSE.  SO...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU HAD A OPEN WOUND , A CUT   MAYBE...LET'S SAY ON YOUR FINGER ..........................................................................................

AND YOU CRUSH THE DADDY LONG LEGSIN YOUR HAND...FULL WELL KNOWING THEY ARE THE MOST VENOMOUS SPIDER IN THE WORLD.................................................................................................

WOULD THE VENOM THEN PENETRATE THROUGH THE                            CUT ON YOUR FINGER , AND LEAD TO A RAPID DEATH ?

IF SO, WHY WEREN'T MORE PEOPLE KILLED THIS WAY ALREADY?

WHERE WAS THIS FOR O.J.'S DEFENSE ???

-MONDO X  IN COLABORATION WITH BARBERSHOP  AND EMINEM

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