MEET THE CLUB MONDO STAFF

   CLUB OWNER:

                    MONDO X A.K.A. DAMON DASH

CO-OWNER & ENTRAPANEUR:

                      KEVIN A.K.A CHUUUCH

CLUB MENTOR AND ADVISOR:

                       GEBRO A.K.A. FLUTIE

DIRECTOR OF HOES & RELATIONS:

                       CODY A.K.A. CUCCHI 

ORGANIZATION & INFORMATION SPECIALIST/ CONCERNED CITIZENS LEADER:

                         CURTIS GRIMA A.K.A. DATE ATTELL

EVENT COORDINATOR & DANCE FLOOR CLEAN-UP:

                     DANNY SULLIVAN A.K.A. 4 SURE

SUNSHINE PARTY COORDINATOR & EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT PROVIDER

                       LINDSEY A.K.A. SUNSHINE

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION COORDINATOR:

                       JOSH A.K.A. EDDIE MURPHY/JA RULE

MUSIC, LIGHTING, & MOOD SET SPECIALIST:

                     ERIC A.K.A. CHARLIE MURPHY/DESMOND HOWARD

TOWELS & GATORADE BUCKET COORDINATOR:

                    JEFF A.K.A. SINATRA DIETRICH

PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR:

                         JON A.K.A. T-1000

24 HOUR HARDNESS CONTROL & MONITORING:

                         MIKE A.K.A. SIX DEUCE/ MACK 10

V.I.P. ROOM PIMPIN & SLAPPIN HOES MANAGER:

                       JOHN A.K.A. PENNY

"YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL...STOP IT" MONITOR:

                            ALEX A.K.A. C.T.

TREES & GRASS MONITOR/ OAKMONT LINGUIST:

                           A.J. AKA. FITZ

SIGMA COORDINATOR AND BEER RUN COORDINATOR:

                             STEVE A.K.A. SIGMA STEVE 

 AUTOMATED RESPONSE SPECIALIST & INVENTOR OF YEAAAH MAN.":

                         ERIC A.K.A. RIC ARTHUR (NERVOUS SCRATCH, NERVOUS SCRATCH)           

PIT CREW CHIEF & PMIPIN HOE'S ASSISTANT DIRECTOR

                            JASON A.K.A. DALE JR.

ASSISTANT AFIRMATIVE ACTION DIRECTIOR AS APPOINTED BY EDDIE MURPHY

                           BLACK ZACH A.KA. THE REAL FREEWAY

PRESIDENT OF CONSERVATIVE AFFAIRS & SINGING SENATORS

                          JEFF SCHNEB AK.A BLAKE STEPP

OFF-SITE PARTY CORDINATOR & PARKING LOT URINATION SPECIALIST

                          D.K. A.K.A. LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS

SECRET LEADER OF CLOCKWISE FAN CLUB & CLOCKWISE BACKUP VOCALS:

                           D.C. A.K.A. BOB (RITCHIE VALENS BROTHER, LA BAMBA)

COSMETICS CORDINATOR & SEXUAL EDUCATION INSTRUCTOR:

                          MARK A.K.A. EUGNE LEVY (JIM'S DAD, AMERICAN PIE)

CLUB MONDO OFFICIAL BARBER & DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

                          EMIR A.K.A. BARBERSHOP

TREES COORDINATOR OF CLUB MONDO DETROIT:

                              RYAN A.K.A. EMINEM

NICOTINE INVENTORY DIRECTOR & ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS:

                              DJIBRIL A.K.A. HAKEEM OLAJUWON 

DESIGNATED DRIVER & CLUB MONDO VIEDO GAMES REVIEWS:

                              DANNY I. A.K.A. ERIC ESTRADA

FAIRLAKE OFF SITE PARTY COORDINATOR & OVERSIZED HIENEKEN BEER BOTTLE HOLDER:

                              TIM A.K.A. WILL FERRELL

SIGMA TREES COORDINATOR & ESCORT SERVICE DIRECTOR:

                             ANDREW A.K.A. BUDDY HOLLY

ASSISTANT TO BOB VALENES IN VIDEO GAMES REVIEWS:

                             A-ROD A.K.A. ROBERT "SUITCASE" SEEDS

CLUB MONDO VACINATION, HUNGER, AND GENOCIDE HIGH ALERT CORDINATOR:

                             LINSAY A.K.A. ANNE FRANK (CURTIS'S GIRLFRIEND)